Safety

While Riding the scooter to Pizza Hut for some Father/Son Time, Caleb (9) was wearing the helmet and riding in front:

Ric(33): Caleb, your all bunched up, whats wrong?
Caleb (9): Im scared Dad, Do they make Safety Scooters?
Ric: Yes, Caleb, they're called Go-Karts.

Broken Fever

Chad: Sam, your not warm anymore, your fever broke.
Sam (3): It's not broke, my fever is just fine.

Algebra Lesson

(Phone Rings)
Ric (33): Hello? (expecting to hear his ex wife)
Caleb (9): Hi!!!
Ric: What do you know!?!
Caleb: I know A L G E B R A! (drawn out like its scary)
Ric: Caleb-- You're in 4th grade. You know algebra?
Caleb: Yeah!! You want me to teach you?
Ric: Sure... teach me algebra, boy. I need to know this stuff.
Caleb: ok... You have 6+N=12, right?
Ric: Ok.. 6+N=12... got it.
Caleb: "N" H A S to be 6. THATS ALGEBRA!!! Thats all there is to it.
Ric: Im glad you taught me algebra.
Caleb: No problem Dad.