Bring me the other Sam!

Ric (33) (in Kitchen): This Sam (points at Sam (3)) is being an obtuse little snot today! Go into the other room and bring back the nice Sam!

Sam (3) (walks up to Tristan(12) in the Living Room) Where is the other Sam?

Socks!

Sam (3): Daddy, my shoes are broken.

(His Dad takes them off with the promise of glueing them when we got home)

Lilly(38): Oh Sam, You're feet stink! Where are your socks??

Sam(3): My socks are hiding in the dryer!