Cobbler Vs Pie

While drugged on Darvocet after surgery

Ric: Cobbler is much better than pie...pie has to be neat and cobbler tastes better cuz it's messy...and it comes in a square pan.

Alligators!!

While sitting in the lobby waiting to be picked up, a young girl came in with her Mommy to see the ear doctor.

"I want to take the alligator Mommy! Mommy...I want to take the alligator...I wanna push the button for the alligator Mommy."

Her Mom lets her push the button and to go up in the ELEVATOR.