Toothless

Daddy: OW!! QUIT BITING ME
Savannah (7, recently lost front teeth): Im not biting you, im a toothless girl

God

Jaek(4): The only one who can fix that is God...and He dont want to!!

Jaek(4): You know whats better than toys? A pillow fight (SPLAT) Your IT!!

Toys

Jaek(4): You know whats better than toys? A pillow fight Your IT!!

Not Friday

Ric: What do you know?
Jamie: Today is "Not Friday, There are four "Not Friday"s A week.