Jaekeb(5) talking about the origins of Yo-Yo's "It may be a weapon in Philipines, but its still made in china"

Holy Mammoth

Jaekeb (5) "Its a Holy Mammoth!!!" (talking about a Wooly Mammoth"

Cobbler Vs Pie

While drugged on Darvocet after surgery

Ric: Cobbler is much better than pie...pie has to be neat and cobbler tastes better cuz it's messy...and it comes in a square pan.

Alligators!!

While sitting in the lobby waiting to be picked up, a young girl came in with her Mommy to see the ear doctor.

"I want to take the alligator Mommy! Mommy...I want to take the alligator...I wanna push the button for the alligator Mommy."

Her Mom lets her push the button and to go up in the ELEVATOR.

In the Words of Zook

Tristan (11) while playing D&D:

"Something about a swarm of spiders coming at you does not say "Oh happy sunny day!"

A TREE??

While sleeping, on pain meds for his teeth, Ric wakes me up:

Ric: Help Help Help
Lilly:What is the matter?
Ric: A tree fell on my arm and I can't get it out.

I lifted my shoulders allowing Ric to pull his arm out from under me...which he had put there prior to falling asleep while cuddling with me.

Ric: Ah..that is so much better...thank you..and amazing..it's not broken!

Ric rolls over and continues sleeping.

I hate Tomatos!!

At the table while gathering plates
Tristan(11): Hey Caleb!! Try this!
Caleb (8): What is it?
Tristan: Just try it.
Caleb: Ok...
Tristan: Whaddya think?
Caleb: I dont know.. im only half done.
Tristan: What do you think now?
Caleb: Its good. What is it?
Tristan: Its a baby tomato
Caleb (who professes to HATE and ABHOR tomatos): I guess I just dont like Big Tomatos.

Flea Market

Caleb (8)" OOOH!!! A flea Market!!! I want a flea!!!

Steam

Jaekeb (5) : YAWWWWWWWWN (a little stretch too)
Daddy: Jaek... Are you running out of steam?
Jaekeb: I didnt run into steam.

Toothless

Daddy: OW!! QUIT BITING ME
Savannah (7, recently lost front teeth): Im not biting you, im a toothless girl

God

Jaek(4): The only one who can fix that is God...and He dont want to!!

Jaek(4): You know whats better than toys? A pillow fight (SPLAT) Your IT!!

Toys

Jaek(4): You know whats better than toys? A pillow fight Your IT!!

Not Friday

Ric: What do you know?
Jamie: Today is "Not Friday, There are four "Not Friday"s A week.